Lethal Little Tequila

Joan De La Haye · AI-narrated by Anya (from Google)
Audiobook
57 min
Unabridged
AI-narrated
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About this audiobook

Most people celebrate Cinco de Mayo with mariachi bands and tequila shots. Me? I’m spending it in Puebla, killing a cartel boss.

The mission: take out Esteban “El Alacrán” Montoya—publicly, painfully, and with enough flair to send a message. Just your average bloody cleanup on aisle five.

But guess who else decided to show up? Camille Noir. Last I heard, she was working for France’s external intelligence agency. Now I have to kill Montoya, piss off the French government, and maybe settle a long-overdue score. But I don’t walk away from an assignment just because of a few geopolitical complications. I’m a professional—and I always finish the job.

Plus, there’s the little matter that Camille thought she broke me. Now I get to return the favour—with interest.

Cue a public showdown in a bar called The Poison, a jungle ambush, bullets flying, and a border run with a twitchy coyote named Mateo.

If you like ruthless women, personal vendettas, and blood-soaked revenge served with a twist of lime, Lethal Little Tequila is your next deadly delight.

About the author

Joan De La Haye writes horror, dark fantasy and some very twisted thrillers. She invariably wakes up in the middle of the night because she's figured out yet another freaky way to mess with her already screwed-up characters.

You can stalk Joan on her website: www.joandelahaye.com

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