Prisoner Sixty-Nine

'Who are you?'

'The new Number Three.'

'Who is Number One?'

'You are Prisoner Sixty-Nine.'

'I am not a Prisoner. I am an autonomous android! Hang on a minute...sixty-nine? Why sixty-nine?'

'That was the year you were manufactured. 1969.'

'Yes, but...sixty-nine. People are so going to get the wrong idea.'