The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank

Ship of Fools: How a Selfish Ruling Class Is Bringing America to the Brink of Revolution

The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead

I Lost Everything in the Post-Natal Depression

FRIENDSHIP WITH POLITICS

Aunt Erma's Cope Book: How To Get From Monday To Friday . . . In 12 Days

The Chapo Guide to Revolution: A Manifesto Against Logic, Facts, and Reason

Motherhood: The Second Oldest Profession

How to Fight Presidents: Defending Yourself Against the Badasses Who Ran This Country

The Erma Bombeck Collection: If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?, Motherhood, and The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank

This Book Loves You

Forever, Erma: Best-Loved Writing From America's Favorite Humorist

The Bro Code

Selp-Helf

Just Wait Till You Have Children of Your Own!

How to Be Black

Dave Barry Slept Here: A Sort of History of the United States

How Not to Get Shot: And Other Advice From White People

The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Not Cool: The Hipster Elite and Their War on You