In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks

If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?

Not Taco Bell Material

This Is Not My Beautiful Life: A Memoir

Dad Is Fat

I'm Your Emotional Support Animal: Navigating Our All Woke, No Joke Culture

I Heart My Little A-Holes: A Bunch of Holy-Crap Moments No One Ever Told You About Parenting

Everything Reminds Me of Something: Advice, Answers...but No Apologies

People I Want to Punch in the Throat: Competitive Crafters, Drop-Off Despots, and Other Suburban Scourges

Crappy Children's Art

I Like You Just the Way I Am: Stories About Me and Some Other People

Manhood: How to Be a Better Man-or Just Live with One

Strong Fathers, Strong Daughters: 10 Secrets Every Father Should Know

Mother, Can You Not?

Let's Pretend This Never Happened

The Rational Male

The Pursuit of Happyness: The Life Story That Inspired the Major Motion Picture

No Wonder My Parents Drank: Tales from a Stand-Up Dad

I'm Just a Person

Live Right and Find Happiness (Although Beer is Much Faster): Life Lessons and Other Ravings from Dave Barry