You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning

Rude Bitches Make Me Tired: Slightly Profane and Entirely Logical Answers to Modern Etiquette Dilemmas

She Drives Me Crazy: Three Favorite Essays

Belle Weather: Mostly Sunny with a Chance of Scattered Hissy Fits

We're Just Like You, Only Prettier: Confessions of a Tarnished Southern Belle

Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank: A Slightly Tarnished Southern Belle's Words of Wisdom

You Don't Sweat Much for a Fat Girl

Bless Your Heart, Tramp!: And Other Southern Endearments