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Do You Talk Funny?: 7 Comedy Habits to Become a Better (and Funnier) Public Speaker

The Onion Story: How a Band of Misfits, Dropouts, and Sad Sacks Built the World's Most Trusted News Source

Liar's Poker

Trump's America: Buy This Book and Mexico Will Pay for It

The World's Worst Assistant

The Chris Farley Show: A Biography in Three Acts

Destined for Destiny: The Unauthorized Autobiography of George W. Bush

Business Cat: Money, Power, Treats

45: A Portrait of My Knucklehead Brother Jeb

Stand-Up Comedy: The Book

Welcome to the Future Which Is Mine

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Disrupted: Ludicrous Misadventures in the Tech Start-up Bubble

Waiter Rant: Thanks for the Tip—Confessions of a Cynical Waiter

Writing Movies for Fun and Profit: How We Made a Billion Dollars at the Box Office and You Can, Too!

The Customer Is Not Always Right: Hilarious and Horrific Tales of Customers Gone Wrong

How to Be Successful Without Hurting Men’s Feelings: Non-threatening Leadership Strategies for Women

Confessions of a Police Constable (The Confessions Series)