How to Be Richer, Smarter, and Better-Looking Than Your Parents

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Rejected: Tales of the Failed, Dumped, and Canceled

The Great Beanie Baby Bubble: Mass Delusion and the Dark Side of Cute

Ship of Fools: How a Selfish Ruling Class Is Bringing America to the Brink of Revolution

Debt-Free U: How I Paid for an Outstanding College Education Without Loans, Scholarships, orMooching off My Parents

Do You Talk Funny?: 7 Comedy Habits to Become a Better (and Funnier) Public Speaker

Liar's Poker

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The Chapo Guide to Revolution: A Manifesto Against Logic, Facts, and Reason

Cruising Attitude: Tales of Crashpads, Crew Drama, and Crazy Passengers at 35,000 Feet

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How to Fight Presidents: Defending Yourself Against the Badasses Who Ran This Country

Dishonesty is the Second-Best Policy: And Other Rules to Live By

The Chris Farley Show: A Biography in Three Acts

101 Secrets For Your Twenties

Stand-Up Comedy: The Book

Dave Barry Slept Here: A Sort of History of the United States

How Not to Get Shot: And Other Advice From White People