I Suck at Girls

Awesome Sh*t My Drill Sergeant Said: Wit and Wisdom from America's Finest

More Shit My Dad Says

I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell

Daddy, Stop Talking!: & Other Things My Kids Want But Won't Be Getting

Sick in the Head: Conversations About Life and Comedy

People I Want to Punch in the Throat: Competitive Crafters, Drop-Off Despots, and Other Suburban Scourges

Dad Is Fat

Food: A Love Story

Neil Patrick Harris: Choose Your Own Autobiography

He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

I Heart My Little A-Holes: A Bunch of Holy-Crap Moments No One Ever Told You About Parenting

If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?

This Is Not My Beautiful Life: A Memoir

I Was Told There'd Be Cake

Nice Is Just a Place in France: How to Win at Basically Everything

The Playbook

Assholes Finish First

I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies...: How to find love & sh*t like that

Selp-Helf