Ship of Fools: How a Selfish Ruling Class Is Bringing America to the Brink of Revolution

Gmorning, Gnight!: Little Pep Talks for Me & You

The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead

The Chapo Guide to Revolution: A Manifesto Against Logic, Facts, and Reason

How to Fight Presidents: Defending Yourself Against the Badasses Who Ran This Country

How Not to Get Shot: And Other Advice From White People

100 Tricks to Appear Smart in Meetings: How to Get By Without Even Trying

Good Clean Fun: Misadventures in Sawdust at Offerman Woodshop

The Bro Code

Not Cool: The Hipster Elite and Their War on You

Gumption: Relighting the Torch of Freedom with America's Gutsiest Troublemakers

I'm Your Emotional Support Animal: Navigating Our All Woke, No Joke Culture

Assassination Vacation

The New New Rules: A Funny Look at How Everybody but Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass

Why We Don't Suck: And How All of Us Need to Stop Being Such Partisan Little Bitches

The Joy of Hate: How to Triumph over Whiners in the Age of Phony Outrage

How to Be Right: The Art of Being Persuasively Correct

The Liberal Redneck Manifesto: Draggin' Dixie Outta the Dark

Dave Barry's History of the Millennium (So Far)