Scrappy Little Nobody

Too Fat to Fish

I Was Told There'd Be Cake

I'm Just a Person

Yearbook

Life of the Party: Stories of a Perpetual Man-Child

Food: A Love Story

Paddle Your Own Canoe: One Man's Fundamentals for Delicious Living

A Life in Parts

Almost Interesting: The Memoir

Unfu*k Yourself: Get Out of Your Head and into Your Life

Professional Idiot: A Memoir

Everything Happens for a Reason: And Other Lies I've Loved

How to Fight Presidents: Defending Yourself Against the Badasses Who Ran This Country

Silver Screen Fiend: Learning About Life from an Addiction to Film

You Are Not So Smart: Why You Have Too Many Friends on Facebook, Why Your Memory Is Mostly Fiction, and 46 Other Ways You're Deluding Yourself

Dad Is Fat

Sh*t My Dad Says