Shrinkage: Manhood, Marriage, and the Tumor That Tried to Kill Me

· Macmillan
4.7
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A New York Times bestseller!

An Amazon Best Books of 2014 selection

"If you're reading this, it means I'm already dead. Just kidding."

In 2009, at thirty years old, Bryan Bishop's life was right on track. Known to millions as "Bald Bryan," the sidekick and soundman on the record-setting podcast, The Adam Carolla Show, his radio career was taking off. He was newly engaged. Then, he and his fiancée Christie were delivered a crushing blow when he was diagnosed with a brain stem glioma—an inoperable brain tumor. Suddenly Bryan's promising future was transformed into a grueling schedule of radiation and chemotherapy while facing his mortality.

In this poignant narrative that is alternately heartbreaking and hysterical, Bishop shares the surreal experiences of writing his will with the bravado of a pulp novelist, taking chemo in a strip club, and (technically) the closest he ever got to achieving his lifelong dream of a threesome—when a physical therapist had to show his wife how to bathe him in the shower during his weakened state.

Whether recounting his search for the most aggressive form of treatment, how radiation treatment jeopardized his ability to (literally) walk down the aisle or even smile for his wedding photos, or recalling the time his wife inadvertently drugged him in a pool in Maui, Bishop's inimitable voice radiates through his story.

As the author celebrates how treatment shrunk his tumor and gave him a new lease on life, Shrinkage reveals the resilience of the human spirit—and the power of laughter—during even the darkest times.

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4.7
29 reviews
David Diaz
May 31, 2014
I may not have cancer but you don't need it to appreciate this book and B². As a loyal fan I think of you as family and couldn't be happier to still have you. I wrote one of those hundreds of emails sent to you after the announcement and totally nailed it. As I said in the email, years ago, I don't need to wish you luck on your battle, I knew you would succeed (spoiler alert), but best of luck on that long, glorious marriage.
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Bryan Vickroy
July 2, 2014
Bryan Bishop not only teaches the proper spelling of the name Bryan, but also tells a personal and hilarious (save for the tumor) read.
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Rafael Nowak
July 25, 2014
This book will make you laugh and tear up within seconds! I recommend as well to listen to the Audi book!
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About the author

Bryan Bishop has been the on-air sidekick for The Adam Carolla Show since 2006. What started as a syndicated morning radio show evolved into "The World's Most Downloaded Podcast," as certified by the Guinness Book of World Records. He has also appeared as a contestant on Comedy Central's Beat the Geeks and on the syndicated game show Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Bishop was born and raised in the San Francisco Bay Area and currently lives in Los Angeles with his wife, Christie.

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