Oh, and an interplanetary terraced house.
Martin Laws hates mysteries.
So why has someone sent him a bag of juggling balls?
Why has he no memory of buying a new computer?
Why has that new computer decided Martin needs to go shopping?
Why does a hairstylist he's never met before keep saluting him?
Most of all, why are so many Elvis impersonators trying to kill him?
David Hadley was born in 1959. He is married with three children and lives in the Black Country, West Midlands, UK.