Wayne, how come the book's called A Whole Lot of Wayne?
Because that's what it is, Squocka, a whole lot of me. The time I went to Rupert Pringle's party, the time I skinned my knee. All the emotional stuff.
But I'm in the book too, Wayne, so it's a whole lot of me as well.
Sure it is, Squocka - you, Kevin Merry, Fat Cat, Violet Pridmore and my ever-helpful family. Laughs by the bucketful.
If our book could talk, Wayne,I wonder what it would say?
I bet it would say, Don't just stand there, buy me!'
Plus, Twenty-five stories - with heaps about Squocka.'
But mainly me. A Whole Lot of Wayne.