Contaminated Samples

Name: Contaminated Samples
Rating: 3.3003952503204346 (253 reviews)

Frankie Boyle

Oct 2013 · Harper Collins

3.3

253 reviews

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A free sampler containing the outrageous first chapters from Frankie’s three books My Shit Life So Far, Work! Consume! Die! and Scotland’s Jesus. Perfect for when you want to feel deeply offended.

MY SHIT LIFE SO FAR: 'I don't think anyone can have written an autobiography without at some point thinking "Why would anyone want to know this shit?" I've always read them thinking "I don't want to know where Steve Tyler grew up, just tell me how many groupies he f**ked!"'

So begins Frankie's outrageous, laugh-out loud, cynical rant on life as he knows it.

WORK! CONSUME DIE!: Stand-up comedy's favourite pessimist, Frankie Boyle, offers his laugh-out-loud, cynical rant on life as he knows it. He describes your reality as viewed through a bloodshot eye pressed against a shit-smeared telescope, focused on hell.

SCOTLAND’S JESUS: Reading Scotland's Jesus should be like being called into the living room by your child shouting that they see a little red dot on the head of a TV newscaster, then riding the white hot bullet through the propaganda circuitry of his or her exploding brain.

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3.3

253 reviews

A W

February 11, 2014

Pointless. Can't get the free sample. Can buy the book but just says you need to be online to view it... I am but it still fails to show.

3 people found this review helpful

Richard Pearson

August 17, 2014

It must be hard for him to think that at one time in his life he was funny. Now he is reduced to this unfunny rambling. If this book was a horse.......

1 person found this review helpful

Craig Richardson

December 15, 2017

Can't be free. You need my card details. I think you guys need reported for serious contradiction of advertising standard.

About the author

Frankie Boyle is a critically acclaimed comedian and bestselling author. His cruel but perfectly constructed nihilistic gags have made him widely feared and pitied.

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