101 Terrible Zombie Jokes: Plus 13 That Might Actually be Funny
About this ebook
Here’s a sample of the horrors you’ll find between these pages:
What did the zombie say after feasting at the insane asylum?
Tastes like nuts.
What do you call a zombie in a pool with no arms or legs?
Bob.
What’s scarier than a zombie in a clown suit?
Nothing.
How would you describe both a zombie ninja and zombie flatulence?
Silent but undeadly.
What’s the difference between a dad joke and a zombie joke?
The sound: groans versus moans.
A vampire, a ghost, and a zombie walk into a bar. A few minutes later, who walks out?
Two zombie vampires and a very lonely ghost.
What do you call a horde of bad zombie jokes?
This book.
How can you tell if the dealer at your weekly poker game is a zombie?
If he shuffles with his feet.
If you don’t love this joke book, there’s probably something very, very right with you.
About the author
John is a storyteller with design and development skills. By day he designs and builds websites. By night he creates stories, designs sci-fi stories for the web at illustratedscifi.com, and counts his words carefully at https://8wordstories.com. He also helps you kill zombies while learning web development https://undead.institute.
He lives near Charlottesville, VA with his wife, Carrielyn, and, like, a lot of kids (eight at last count) plus more pets than is wise to enumerate. If you see him and he’s both awake and properly clothed, you know he’s having a good day.
Ask him questions, compliment his tastes in thirteenth century Greenlandic literature, and argue with him over minutia (like whether Greenland had any independent literature in the thirteenth century) on twitter @storykaboom
