ADORABLE YOU: Totlandia - Book 1

· Totlandia Book 1 · Signal Press
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THIS IS BOOK 1 IN AN 8-PART EPISODIC SERIES.

Each book completes a story arc, but it includes a series cliffhanger that connects Books 1-4; And then Books 5-8.

In ADORABLE YOU...

The Pacific Heights Moms & Tots Club is the most exclusive children’s playgroup in all of San Francisco. For the city’s ultra-competitive elite, the club’s ten annual spots are the ultimate parenting prize.


But not everyone is PHM&TC material. The club’s founder, Bettina Connaught Cross, adheres to strict membership rules: Moms only. No single parents or working mothers are allowed. Membership is an arduous commitment. And there’s no room in the club for scandal, bad behavior, or imperfection…from tots or their moms.


In a world of power and prestige, no one has more than Bettina. And as every mom in Pacific Heights knows, you simply cannot cross her. But this year’s admissions process is more rigorous than ever, pitting prospective members against each other to prove their mettle. But four of the six candidates vying for the remaining four slots have a secret that would knock them out of the running.

Jade is a former stripper and porn actress, who has been absent for most of her son’s life.

Jillian’s husband cleaned out their joint accounts and left her for his pregnant assistant.

Ally never even had a husband—just a sperm donor—and she’s hiding a high-ranking corporate job.

And Lorna fears that her son may have special needs… just the excuse her sister-in-law, Bettina, needs to deny her entry to the club.


Can these hopeful moms keep up appearances long enough to outlast the competition? Or will their chances—and their private lives—go up in flames?


Friendship. Lies. Seduction. Betrayal. Welcome to the Pacific Heights Moms & Tots Club.



THE REVIEWS ARE ECSTATIC


“With affairs, pending divorces, secret jobs, and unsavory pasts, each wannabe member hides something that could blow her chances for good. The women in Pacific Heights might be over-the-top, but in the end, the best interests of their kids are (almost) always at heart. Laugh-out-loud funny and sometimes touching, the Totlandia novellas serve as the perfect quick read for busy moms or anyone looking to escape with some gossipy fun.” — Examiner.com


“This book is wonderfully written and has more than just drama. There are touching moments, parts that made me laugh out loud, and as I read the story I felt like I was reading a television show!” Divine Secrets of a Domestic Goddess


“Josie Brown writes with her usual storytelling flair. The dialogue is smooth and flowing. The characters are easy to side with or become angry with, depending on each situation. The scenery is easy to visualize. And we mustn't forget all the sex (blush-worthy, at that) and scandal that is a staple of a true Josie Brown novel. It shows that there are mothers who are human and sometimes screw up even with the best intentions at hand. It's like a soap opera for mommies. Guilty pleasure, anyone?” Melissa Amster, ChickLitCentral.com

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3.4
8 reviews
Anon Anon
June 20, 2021
A sort of Desperate Housewives in nappies. 19.06.2021
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About the author

Josie Brown is the author of: The Housewife Assassin's Handbook series; the Totlandia series; and the True Hollywood Lies series. She is also the author of: The Candidate; The Baby Planner; and Secret Lives of Husbands and Wives, which was optioned by producer Jerry Bruckheimer for television. Josie lives in San Francisco, California with her husband and two children.

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