Not Dead Yet

This isn’t some carefully crafted life story with neat chapters and dramatic turning points. It’s just a collection of real things that happened — the strange, ridiculous, and occasionally touching moments that stuck with me.

Some of these stories are about family, some about friends, exes, weddings, travel, and the general chaos of existing. I didn’t write everything (some chapters had to go!), but I wrote the ones I could still laugh about.

These are the bits people always told me to write down. So I did. Not in any particular order, and definitely not with any life-changing moral at the end — but hopefully with a few laughs and the occasional “Wait, what?!”

It’s not a memoir. It’s not fiction. It’s just Not Dead Yet.