Phil Olsen can't seem to catch a break when it comes to love. He seems to attract all the lying, cheating bastards in his immediate vicinity. So he's given up, feeling like a Frankenstein's monster with the unattractive scars on his legs. The last thing he needs is a deranged stalker leaving sweet nothings on his windshield.
But life is unpredictable, and what begins as a potential comedy of errors may just become something serious. If a certain straight detective can look beyond mere gender, and if a certain accountant can take a leap of faith.
You can't always get what you want, but sometimes you get what you need...