See You Next Tuesday

That was the exact moment I realised the world desperately needed this book.

What my lovely student meant was that she had been “footing”, a charming, entirely made-up bit of Italian English for jogging.

What I heard was something quite different and wildly illegal before 9am.

Introducing See You Next Tuesday.

This is the essential, hilarious, and slightly inappropriate book your English teacher definitely will not recommend.

Swearing is a vital and colourful part of British and global English-speaking culture, and this book teaches you how to curse like a native with proper context, cultural insight, and plenty of laughs.

It is packed with real-life examples, linguistic slip-ups, fun facts, and even swearing exercises. Yes, you get homework.

This is your one-way ticket to sounding fluent, funny, and just the right amount of filthy.

For learners who want to speak English properly and improperly like the rest of us.